#and the dice are just there to make it interesting

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

For a long time, I’ve wanted to try running a horny monsterfucker TTRPG campaign (in a “Trials in Tainted Space” or “Corruption of Champions” type of vein, but heavier on the story elements). I’ve just run into… a few problems. First among them is that my current TTRPG friends would not be down for a horny monsterfucker game (understandable and perfectly fine) but I don’t know where I would find horny monsterfuckers who want to play TTRPGs with me.

The second, and perhaps trickier, problem is that I haven’t vibed with any of the horny TTRPG systems I’ve looked into. I feel like a lot of the “classic” / more notorious ones fall into a “roll for orifice size” type of vibe that I’m not personally into. Or are just generally geared more towards horny gamers in general as opposed to monsterfuckers. With that said, I recognize there are probably dozens of monsterfucking TTRPGs that I haven’t yet found.

The obvious solution to this second problem (aside from continuing to scour for viable options) is to make a TTRPG. The good news is that I have lots of game design experience… but if I’m making something, then I have to really iron out exactly what I want out of this, and what the table/players would as well. Which is necessarily difficult to pin down, especially because it’s a hypothetical table that doesn’t exist yet. (And it’s a lot harder to get folks interested in a new system, even if they’d love the content— it’s a lot of effort to learn a new TTRPG! Even if said system is relatively “soft” or rules light). And of course there’s a risk (whether it’s published / posted somewhere or just kept in group) of being identified because of similarities to my other published TTRPG content.

Honestly, I might be better off just finding folks to do horny monster roleplay with and leaving the dice out of it.

But feel free to comment if you know of any relevant TTRPGs! There’s a good chance I’ve seen them but it’s always possible I haven’t. I’m also always happy to reskin things. It wouldn’t be Great mechanically but worst comes to worst I can always just try using D&D or Pathfinder since that’s what I’m most likely to be able to get a group together for.

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[heckblade]

hi d20/critical role/ttrpg friends 💜 i could really use your help.

i try to keep my work separate from my online/fandom life for the most part, but you know what they say about desperate times, lol. i’m a dice maker, and i’ve been running a small business for the past four years selling my handmade dice and other tabletop game accessories. i make stuff like this:

now, about my situation — my long term relationship ended last week and i’m currently preparing to move out of our shared apartment. i’ve had to step back from running the business full time this year to sort out some health issues, so my financial situation is not the best right now. i’ve just put up some new things in my shop to try and make a little bit of money to help finance the move. if you’re a fan of d&d or ttrpgs in general, i would love it if you could check out my work!! here are some of the things available in my shop right now:

this dice set inspired by kristen applebees’ junior year character art

other cool dice sets, like these

this adorable diorama d20 with a little frog inside 🐸

“Crit Catchers,” aka hanging dice mobiles that you can hang in your home for decoration/good dice luck

i also sell bags of “misfit” dice, which are unpolished/uninked dice that are great for making jewelry/keychains or learning how to finish your own dice. right now, misfit dice bags are buy 2 get 1 free, plus i’ll throw in a free set of polishing papers and instructions on how to finish them yourself.

it’s unfortunately quite likely that i’ll no longer be able to continue running the business after this, as i’m looking for another full-time job to support myself, so i’d love to get everything in the shop cleared out before i move at the end of the month. you can check it out here:

http://cosmicchaosdice.com

i know times are tough and money is tight for everyone right now, and handmade dice aren’t cheap, so if you’re not in the market for the stuff i make, it would mean the WORLD to me if you could reblog this or share it with someone who might be interested!!!

thanks for reading 💜 love, cass

[eugene-da-potato]

Do you guys ever think about the fact, that everything written in Date-A-Dex is implied/outright shown to be written by Skylar herself, so there is a slight chance that the information given in it is not 100% truth but rather Skylar's own perception and judgement and possibly can be challenged in the future? Because I do (No, I am NOT deluding myself into thinking so because I want to believe that Lux isn't completely shallow like Date-A-Dex description is making them out to be and is actually capable of character development and atoning for being such a dick to anyone around them, why'd you ask-)

[calciferstims]

day 1 of @deadboystims’s 300 follower event

a board based on your queer identities! (mine are nonbinary, bisexual, and queer as hell!!)

(I know I’m joining this pretty late but who cares, this isn’t high school)

sources: 🩷💜💙 | 🏳️‍🌈☀️🏳️‍🌈 | 💛💜🖤

[s0ckh3adstudios]

I REALLY JUST SAT DOWN FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS TO MAKE REGRETEVATOR NPC DESIGNS AND FALL DEEPER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME

Considering the goofy nature and the endless potential and possibilities that seem to come with Regretevator and its characters, I thought it would be really fun (and a good character design exercise) to make some NPC designs! I tried to remain as faithful as you can get to the Regretevator "standards" with these. Tried to be goofy. A few of them do have lore that goes a bit deeper in my head despite their goofy designs :)

[breezere]

people dont draw kokichi wearing silly lil capes/cloaks more often and i think thats so tragic

[owlbean]

I kind of worry daggerheart streamlined so many mechanics to make it "narrative focused" that what rules are there are a bit too loose for me. At that point just make a roleplay group.

[toastedjeans]

another Pippins related headcanon, or more like an expansion or explanation to that one doodle i posted recently

Pippinses wear a little pin on their shirts that look like dice, and the number on the pin represents their rank. the higher the number on the die, the higher the Pippins is ranked. at least that's how it used to be

i feel like the badge is mostly a remnant of an older time. when Pippinses used to live in Card Castle (before Spade King overthrew everyone), this system was still in use. since the badge is worn on the shirt, the uniform used to just be the shirt with a tie. of course, lower ranked Pippinses were treated way worse than the higher ranked ones. there are of course ones that were never in Card Castle, and thus never got a badge

nowadays the badges don't really mean anything. some Pippinses still choose to wear the badge either on the shirt like they used to, or on the poncho. i could see some of them trying to brag about which rank they used to have. some just like how the badge looks

i gave Battat a 4 point badge, mainly because i didn't really think much about it before. i think he might have had a lower rank before he came to TV World. maybe a 2. he still has the badge mainly cause he's too lazy to remove it. or maybe he found the one he has now and painted it green, just so he could cheat his way up. it didn't work out too much since being one of the few non-red Pippins around, the others immediately think it's suspicious he's suddenly two ranks higher

he's probably glad that this ranking system isn't in use anymore, but he does sometimes wish that his work was a bit more appreciated

[dlstmxkakwldrlarchive]

the way members are stereotyped even in the year 2024 makes me INSANE. Minho homophobic jock. Kibum gayer than he actually is like they want him to be a white gay so bad and he really isn't like hes actually just normie gay. Taemin either uwu audhd quirkbean or gay as well meanwhile he's giving aggressively heterosexual. Jinki boring old chicken yoga. Jonghyun I don't even wanna speak on because the way he's talked about and stereotyped these days is a big fat MESS

no bcs you would think a group that has been around for 16 years wouldn't have to deal with something like this but WRONG and it's not only new fans that do it like old fans do nawt joke abt making up shit lol. 'I'm a debutwol so i know x and y 🤓' FAWK OFF bcs these are the same ppl who started labeling minho as violent bcs of some inside joke during that vlive with the other members and joked that he was the one who broke kibum's arm in hard era or are conviced that actually the reason jinki doesnt strip is bcs he likes to 'tease jjinggus'

and jjong being reduced to #taeminniesmom pisses me off so much im sorry

[vorestarr]

the saves for persuasion rolls when you're trying to convince a companion to use the astral tadpole:

Astarion: 15*

Gale: 18

Karlach: 7, then 14**

Lae'zel: 18

Minthara: none lol

Shadowheart: 15

Wyll: 18

*Astarion doesn't require a persuasion roll. you have to talk him into it through multiple dialogue choices instead of a persuasion check, and then it requires either wisdom or intimidation at 15 for him to finally agree

**Karlach requires one persuasion roll at 7 and then a second persuasion or intimidation roll at 14

(note these are all from my games, not any meta data, so i don't know if there are conditions that may change the rolls, but the numbers have seemed consistent through multiple games)

[orcelito]

Cleaned the bookshelves in my living room (3 of them) and have been unpacking some books, largely bc i wanna work on reading my volumes of trimax again. I also have the 5th trimax volume coming in today, so as I was unpacking the others I went 'man i hope that comes in before I finish this so I can take pics of them all together'

Then I checked my phone, and guess who has a package >:)

[puke-ur-gutz]

what do you do when you feel like being vulnerable with anyone in your life is an immediate turn off for them

[todayisafridaynight]

So what are you gonna franchise are you gonna do after Yakuza? Like you did the DB

if i knew my contract liking rgg was expiring soon then id probably have something lined up but fuuck man i dont know. maybe theyll give me an extension to keep liking rgg until i find something else

[errantgoat]

maan, I never would've thought criticism for *cr would ever breach tumblr walls...the last season really wasn't any good, was it -_-

[ilovettrpgs]

What's ttrpgs?

I just stared at my screen like this

[haze-of-hyperfixations]

Hi! 👋 Do you have any lgbt+ hcs for asoue or atwq? 🌈 :)

Hi! 👋

Thanks for the ask!! Here's some of my headcanons:

ASOUE:

Violet - bi. also i think it'd be funny if she had crushes on both Isadora and Quigley, and made some comment about "hey, maybe i have a type. or something." meanwhile her siblings are like. violet. they are identical.

Carmelita - aro. doesn't realize this until way after canon (assuming the entire unfortunate gen survives for the sake of both the post and my feelings) because she genuinely never considers that romantic attraction is like. a real thing. she thinks everyone's just being weird about dating because they're just weird like that. and she's totally better than them anyways, so she doesn't really give it any more thought for a while. she basically avoids the entire self-questioning stage like that, and it isn't until a while after canon, once she's kind of had a redemption arc and kind of formed some kind of connection with other characters, that she's just arguing with someone one day about something to do with romance, and the other character is like. uh. actually that's not universal and i think you might be aro. and she kind of has to process that for a few minutes. but she ends up basically going "oh, so it's not everyone? it's just me? that's awesome." also modern AU Carmelita would make those posts that are like, pink hearts and sparkly, elegant cursive saying stuff like "romance is dead and i killed it." (i just googled it, it's called aro lovecore.) anyways, post-canon aro Carmelita. :)

Isadora - trans girl. and she's unsure of her specific orientation, but knows she definitely likes girls.

Quigley - ace. questioning both gender and romantic orientation, but probably somewhere under the nonbinary umbrella. and possibly bi. listen just let the kid figure stuff out post-canon. where's that post that goes "i'm probably nonbinary but i have a job so idc about that right now". that's Quigley but the job is not dying and processing childhood trauma.

Sunny - post-canon, older Sunny also gets hit by the aro headcanon beam. i just think it'd be really neat.

not a lot of thoughts on the sugarbowl gen, except possibly pan Beatrice Baudelaire and aro Sally Sebald? idk, I think about the unfortunate gen a lot more, ha.

ATWQ:

Moxie - possibly arospec? okay, admittedly i just thought of this headcanon now. but arospec Moxie would add an interesting layer to her dynamic with Ellington and Lemony. especially if you interpret the Lemony/Ellington as onesided, with Lemony being the one with the romantic feelings. because like. platonic jealousy over your best friend's crush (who doesn't reciprocate, but maybe she does, but who even cares? not Moxie.) is an interesting dynamic. because Ellington Feint contrasts her in a thousand narrative, thematical ways that other people could write about better than me. but Lemony's also kind of infatuated with her, and she gets that slightly romanticized place in his narrative that Moxie doesn't. and of course that could lead to additional resentment. and some of it's jealousy, some of it's anxiety, some of it's frustration, but the whole thing could lead to really interesting internal conflict. especially after Lemony leaves, and the other kids have to figure out a new sense of normal after all that. idk. interesting thought.

Ellington - lesbian. also just thought of that one now, so idk. but i've been kind of on the fence for a while about the Lemony/Ellington thing and all it's ambiguity. my current headcanon is that it was onesided on Lemony's side, and that Ellington didn't have any romantic feelings for him. and i need to reread the books, i love them so much and it's been a little while, but yeah, Ellington being gay is a neat concept, i think.

in conclusion, i think basically all of these characters are Very Much Not Straight, but the ones listed were just the first ones i could think of!

thanks again for the ask!! have a great day, and happy pride month!! :)